| yes, finally the world will know josh and
        his lifelong struggle with his race and the man's
        opression. below you will find a recent survey taken by
        our hero (josh.) a more descriptive and biographical
        essay is in the works, but for now you'll just have to
        deal with what i have time to do. oh, and for all of you
        who will instinctively become his biggest fans from this
        site: autographs at the door, please, don't crowd. 
 1. what's your name?
        Josh(ua)2. what's your middle name? Michael
 3. What would you have called yourself? Sebastien
 4. do you like your name? Josh isn't that bad
 5. color of hair/eyes? brown. . . . . . . . .
 6. Are you a short/tall? In the 6' range, which I think
        is tall, but it wouldn't be to like some tall basketball
        player. . . so i guess it all depends on your height
        compared to me.
 7. what's your shoe size?: 11
 8: do you like your body?: Oh yeah, I'd want me
 9. do you think your pretty/goodlooking? Dude, 2 words:
        Seeeeexyyy Maaaan
 10. is your hair long/short?: Its in the middle, i like
        it tho
 
 ~*FRIENDS*~
 12. do you have lots of friends?: Well, if I count all of
        my fans, then yes.
 13. who are your best friends?: [Tre, Joe, Chris, Angelo]
        are all the cooooolest
 14. who is the funniest friend you've got?: Tre
 15. who is the shyest?: What kind of white-man's question
        is this? I don't know whos the shyest? if he/she's that
        shy, how would i ever notice him/her?
 16. Who is always late? Me. . . duhhh
 17. who is always early?: No one
 18. who's you're best lady friend?: Brianna is also the
        coooooooolest
 19. who have you known longest?: Angelo
 20. who have you known the shortest? Andrew
 21. Are you happy with your friends? Hell yes
 
 ~*LOVE*~
 22. have you ever been in love?: Nope
 23. have you ever thought you were in love? Nope
 24. have u ever had a b/f or g/f ?: Yep
 25. have you ever gone on a date?: Yep
 26. have you ever wanted to hook up with one of your guy/girl
        friends? Yep
 27. have you : Yep
 28. have you ever had your heart broken?: Nope
 29. who's the hottest girl/guy you know?: Brianna (I love
        the hair)...becca is a close second,tho. I of course am
        the hottest guy I know.
 30. who's the person you really like a lot right now?:
        Becca
 31. have you liked lot's of guys/girls?: A few
 32. Have you ever fought with a friend over a guy/girl:
        No
 33. was it worth it?: Suuure.
 34. do you drink? I'm drinking a coke right now.
 35. have you ever?: Yes, I like Coke
 36. do you do drugs?: Only when I'm ill.... My dealer is
        this pharmacist guy
 37. have you ever? Yeah, claritin is good stuff
 38. have you ever been drunk? Nope
 39. have you ever broken the law?: Yes, I'm a known felon.
 40. what's your biggest fear? pupil contraction
 41. one thing you can't live with out?: I'm gonna go with.
        . . . elbows?
 42. One thing you can live without?: Probably my little
        toes
 43. do you believe in ghosts?: Nope
 44. do you believe in horoscopes?: Nope. . . . I refuse
        to let some gypsy-woman tell me whats going on in my life
        when i can just kinda look out the window and see for
        myself.
 45. have you ever seen a ghost?: Actually, maybe. . . but
        I still don't believe they exist
 46. have you ever skipped school?: Yes
 47. failed a test?: Nope
 48. been unhappy? only every few years
 
 ~*FAVORITES*~
 49. food?: Any food that originated in China
 50. band?: Biz Markie, A Tribe Called Quest, Beastie
        Boys, Markie Mark and the Funky Bunch, BNL
 51. Color?: RED, YELLOW, BLACK, GREEN
 52. piece of clothing? My man-hoe shirts
 54. animal? Flamingos
 55. number? 21
 56. pizza topping(s)? Cheese
 57. sport? Eating Lunch
 58. candy?: Twizzlers... they may my floating mouth happy
 59. kind of slurpee?: Lime
 60. song? Just a Friend, Oye Como Va!, The SHAFT Theme,
        Shake Your Rump, Body Movin
 61. song lyrics? "When it comes to Boggle, there is
        none higha, I get 50 points on the word Quagmire"
 63. spot? As in the dog?
 64. city?: New York
 
 ~*WHICH*~
 65. cars or buses?: Car
 66. chandler or Joey?: Who are these people?
 67. dawson or pacey? Again, I must repeat. . . . Who are
        these people?
 68. Freddie or Ryan?: Yep, I haven't the faintest idea
        who these people are.
 69. jen lopez or jen hewitt?: Lopez is with Puffy, and
        Puffy is alright, thus Lopez is alright
 70. pretzels or chips?: This one is a toughie. . . . uhm......
        Chips.. I'm sorry Pretzels, but Chips are better.
 71. crackers or bread?: Saltines are the food of the gods.
        THE best!
 72. cream soda or rootbeer: Root Beer
 73. Ferris wheel or roller coaster?: Roller Coaster ,
        surprisingly, Ferris Wheels scare me, alot.
 
 ~*THE FUTURE*~
 74. what do you wanna be? Internationally Known as the
        Sexiest White/Black Man
 75. where are you gonna go to college? Hopefully Columbia
 76. do you want to get married? Yep
 78. Who'll be in your wedding party?: Yeah, like Becca
        said. Linda has to be everything in the wedding. It'll be
        tough but I'm sure she'll make a great priest/bridesmaid/best
        man/maid of honor/flowergirl/ring bearer/mother and
        father of the bride and groom/usher/and chef
 79. do you want kids? Yes
 80. what will you name them?: I will not name them, I
        will number them.
 81. What won't you name them? I won't name them. Weren't
        you listening?!
 82. where do you want to live?: New York or places of the
        sort. Boston is cool, as is Madison
 83. Apartment?: Sure
 84. house?: Sounds good too
 85. will you be happy? How should I know? Do you know
        something that I dont?
 
 ~*THE END*~
 86. do you like these things?: They're fun
 87. how long did it take you to fill it out?: A good 5
        hours.... I actually answered a couple questions and then
        left for awhile to go take pictures with some friends,
        then came back, did a couple more questions, went and god
        beef a roo, and then come back ate, and looked at the
        pictures, then filled out the rest. It was fun,
 88. any last words?: Becca has to "really talk to me"
        and I'm scared. Hows that for last words?
 89. who would you want to send this back?: Everyone
 90. who will for sure?: Probably no one.
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